If You Love Her...
 
If you love her, Set her free....
 If she ever comes back, she's yours,
 If she doesn't, she never was.
 
 Now for the renditions...
 
Optimist:
 If you love her, Set her free ....
 "Don't worry, she'll be back."
 
[by contrast]
 
Pessimist:
 If you love her, Set her free ....
 "I knew not to listen to you...now she'll never come back!"
 
Patient:
 IF you love her, Set her free ....
 If she doesn't come back, continue to wait and wait and wait...
 
[by contrast]
 
Impatient:
 If you love her, Set her free ....
 If she doesn't comes back within some time... lock the door.
 
[by contrast]
 
 Playful:
 If you love her, Set her free ....
 *If she comes back,
  set her free again,
  repeat*
 
From The Software Industry:
 
 Microsoft:
 If you love her, Set her free...
 If she comes back, you can re-install, 
 but if she doesn't, you need to re-evaluate your handling of Software.
 
From the World of Commerce:
 
 Insurance agent:
 If you love her, Show her the plan ....
 If she comes back, she likes the plan.
    If she doesn't, follow up with her; she must not have understood the plan!
 
[by contrast]
 
Salesman:
 If you love her, Make the pitch and set her free ....
 If she comes back, complete the transaction!
 If she doesn't, work on the pitch... "NEXT".
 
From Academics:
 
Physicist:
 If you love her, Set her free ....
 If she comes back, it's the law of [mutual] attraction,
 If she doesn't, either there's friction greater than the attractional force
 or covalent bonding was never an option.
 
 Mathematician:
 if you love her, Set her free ....
 If she comes back, 1 + 1 = 2 -Clean and Simple.
 If she doesn't, Y = 2X - log(0.46Y^2 + (cos(52/34X)) x
 5Y^(-0.5)c) where c is the finite constant of infinite proportions [S.O.L.].
 
For my foreign friends, SOL is Speed of Light or S__t outa Luck...
 
Have a great day!
 
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