If You Love Her...
If you love her, Set her free....
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was.
Now for the renditions...
Optimist:
If you love her, Set her free ....
"Don't worry, she'll be back."
[by contrast]
If you love her, Set her free....
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was.
Now for the renditions...
Optimist:
If you love her, Set her free ....
"Don't worry, she'll be back."
[by contrast]
Pessimist:
If you love her, Set her free ....
"I knew not to listen to you...now she'll never come back!"
Patient:
IF you love her, Set her free ....
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait and wait and wait...
[by contrast]
Impatient:
If you love her, Set her free ....
If she doesn't comes back within some time... lock the door.
[by contrast]
If you love her, Set her free ....
"I knew not to listen to you...now she'll never come back!"
Patient:
IF you love her, Set her free ....
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait and wait and wait...
[by contrast]
Impatient:
If you love her, Set her free ....
If she doesn't comes back within some time... lock the door.
[by contrast]
Playful:
If you love her, Set her free ....
*If she comes back,
set her free again,
repeat*
From The Software Industry:
Microsoft:
If you love her, Set her free...
If she comes back, you can re-install,
but if she doesn't, you need to re-evaluate your handling of Software.
If you love her, Set her free ....
*If she comes back,
set her free again,
repeat*
From The Software Industry:
Microsoft:
If you love her, Set her free...
If she comes back, you can re-install,
but if she doesn't, you need to re-evaluate your handling of Software.
From the World of Commerce:
Insurance agent:
If you love her, Show her the plan ....
If she comes back, she likes the plan.
If she doesn't, follow up with her; she must not have understood the plan!
[by contrast]
Salesman:
If you love her, Make the pitch and set her free ....
If she comes back, complete the transaction!
If she doesn't, work on the pitch... "NEXT".
From Academics:
Physicist:
If you love her, Set her free ....
If she comes back, it's the law of [mutual] attraction,
If she doesn't, either there's friction greater than the attractional force
or covalent bonding was never an option.
If you love her, Show her the plan ....
If she comes back, she likes the plan.
If she doesn't, follow up with her; she must not have understood the plan!
[by contrast]
Salesman:
If you love her, Make the pitch and set her free ....
If she comes back, complete the transaction!
If she doesn't, work on the pitch... "NEXT".
From Academics:
Physicist:
If you love her, Set her free ....
If she comes back, it's the law of [mutual] attraction,
If she doesn't, either there's friction greater than the attractional force
or covalent bonding was never an option.
Mathematician:
if you love her, Set her free ....
If she comes back, 1 + 1 = 2 -Clean and Simple.
If she doesn't, Y = 2X - log(0.46Y^2 + (cos(52/34X)) x
5Y^(-0.5)c) where c is the finite constant of infinite proportions [S.O.L.].
if you love her, Set her free ....
If she comes back, 1 + 1 = 2 -Clean and Simple.
If she doesn't, Y = 2X - log(0.46Y^2 + (cos(52/34X)) x
5Y^(-0.5)c) where c is the finite constant of infinite proportions [S.O.L.].
For my foreign friends, SOL is Speed of Light or S__t outa Luck...
Have a great day!
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